funny jokes about black people and white people



White people:

funny jokes black and white

question: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?

answer: The PGA tour

question: Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

answer: It’s hard to find them in the snow.

question: What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?

answer: A drugs Ring!

question: What did they white guy do before his blood test?

answer: He studied.

question: What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?

answer: One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

question: What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?

answer: Eat them

question: What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?

answer: A white girl’s Bottom!

question: How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

answer: One, white men will screw anything.

question: How long does it take for a white women to take a crap

answer: 9 months

question: What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

answer: A straight line!

question: What did they white guy try and do with his?

answer: Put them in alphabetical order

black people:

funny white and black people

question: What is black, purple,and yellow?

answer: A black person goin to church.

question: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

answer:  Jail break

question: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

answer: A Basketball player.

question: Why do black men have bigger manlinesses than white men?

answer: Because as kids white men had toys to play with

question: What does FUBU really stand for?

answer: Farmers used to buy us.

question: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?

answer: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death!

question: What do you call 400 black people swiming in a river?

answer: An oil spill

question: what do you get when you search for the word baboon from the dictionary?

answer: a picture of Robert Mugabe.

question: why are black peoples nostrils so big?

answer: because thats what GOD held them by when he was painting them.

 

 

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